#1. When I was in 8th grade super bored out of my mind, I was home alone with my older sister and no one else was home. So with that in mind I decided it would be a great idea to take this big ass jar of oregano and dump that shit into the center of an old sunday newspaper and roll me a big fat pretend joint. And that's just what I did. Then I proceeded to spark it up and began to smoke it. I puffed on the gigantic sloppy newsprint with ink stained lips and made puffs of smoke and thought this was great and it was at that moment my father walked into our super small apartment and I couldn't stop laughing even though I was getting yelled at like a complete dumbass. Maybe I was on to something and there is something to that oregano/newsprint combo.
Submitted by : Anonymous Bosch :)